poem

Kindly tell the tender deer, O morning breeze
I am wandering your desert and the wild countries.
Long live the sugar merchant, but why
Is he unkind to sweet lovers, the honey-bees?

Friends

Written with a pen, sealed with a kiss, If you are my friend please answer me this:   Are we friends, or are we not?

top10 lies told by graduate student

10 top lies told by graduate student

1.no really.i'll be out of here only two more.

2.my job prospects look really good

3.the department is giving me so much support

How strange can a language be

There is no egg in an eggplant.  It doesn't look or taste like an egg

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There is no ham in a hamburger

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There is no pine nor apple in a pineapple

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Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat

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