Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday*********
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?*********
Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person
in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
ادامه مطلب ...There are many ways to talk about physical appearance
Age
My grandfather is quite old. In fact, as he has a pension, he is an old age pensioner, or a senior citizen.
His daughter, my aunt, is 55, and middle-aged. She has three sons. One is a young adult, at 24 years of age, and the other two are both teenagers. They are 16 and 17. My sister also has two children – one toddler who is a two-year old, and a baby who is 6 months old.
Build
People are built in all shapes and sizes. There are those who are fat and overweight. Some people are extremely overweight and are obese. Other people are naturally slim, but others look have absolutely no fat on them and are thin, or skinny.
Personally, I am stocky – small, but well-built. My father is tall and lean – with very little fat. My sister is short, but wiry – she is quite thin, but muscular. Both my brothers are athletic and well-proportioned. My mother looks like a 1940's film star. She is curvaceous, with an hour-glass figure.
My grandfather is fit for his age and takes plenty of exercise. He doesn't want all his muscles to get flabby.
Colouring
My sister is an English rose – she has fair hair and fair skin. She doesn't tan easily and has to be careful in the sun. My mother is blonde, also with a fair complexion. I am a red-head – with red hair. Like many other people with a pale complexion, I get freckles from the sun – small brown dots on my face and arms. In contrast, my father has dark-brown hair and he is quite dark-skinned. You are born with a colour – white or Caucasian, black or Asian. People whose parents are of different ethnic origin are mixed-race. Southern Europeans are sometimes described as Mediterranean.
To laugh at yourself looking at mirror, making
faces.
برای خودت تو آینه شکلک در بیاری و
بهش بخندی !!!
Calls at midnight that last for hours.
تلفن نیمه شب داشته باشی که ساعتها هم
طول بکشه
To laugh without a reason.
بدون دلیل بخندی
To accidentally hear somebody say something good
about you.
بطور تصادفی بشنوی که یک نفر داره
از شما تعریف می کنه
To listen to your favorite song in the radio.
به آهنگ مورد علاقت از رادیو گوش بدی
To go to bed and to listen while it rains outside.
به رختخواب بری و به صدای بارش بارون گوش بدی
To leave the Shower and find that
the towel is warm
از حموم که اومدی بیرون ببینی حو له ات گرمه !