The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'
I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'
Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'
The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye..
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.
'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'
Don't Mess with Old People!!
55 or older
This was just meant to be
You are coming back to me
‘cause, this is pure love
‘cause, this is pure love
Mikham to vaghty khaby
Kenareh to beshinam
Ageh yeh vaght khabam bord
Baz khabeh toro bebinam
Atreh nafashayeh to
Beh tanam bepicheh
Kash bedoony
Keh zendegy bito hicheh
This was just meant to be
You are coming back to me
‘cause, this is pure love
‘cause, this is pure love
I know you are more afraid
Then i’ll say i will wait
‘cause, this is pure love
‘cause, this is pure love
Mikham tane ghashangeto
To baghalam begiram
Begam ageh nabashi
Karam tamoomeo
Bedooneh to mimiram
Mikham labato roo labam
Bezary ta hamisheh
Begam keh zendegy digeh
Bedooneh to nemisheh
This was just meant to be
You are coming back to me
‘cause, this is pure love
‘cause, this is pure love
I know you are more afraid
Then i’ll say i will wait
‘cause, this is pure love
‘cause, this is pure love
Ba ra la la la la ba la la la
The moon smells it all
Ba ra la la la la ba la la la
‘cause this is pure love
Ba ra la la la la ba la la la
The moon smells it all
Ba ra la la la la ba la la la
‘cause this is pure love
To nistio ta abad
Bito delam migireh
Amma zamooneh migeh
Keh digeh kheili direh
This was just meant to be
You are coming back to me
‘cause, this is pure love
‘cause, this is pure love
Ba ra la la la la ba la la la
The moon smells it all
Ba ra la la la la ba la la la
‘cause this is pure love
Ba ra la la la la ba la la la
The moon smells it all
Ba ra la la la la ba la la la
‘cause this ïs pure love
To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.
To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.
To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.
To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.
To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
who has given birth to
A premature baby.
To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize
The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.
To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident...
To! realize
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics
Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
you can share it with someone special.
To realize the value of a friend:
Lose one.
The origin of this letter is unknown,
But it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on.