Dear God

Dear God:  Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

Straight From the Horse’s Mouth

(from a reliable source)

How did you find out that Jill was engaged?

I got the information from a very reliable source.

You mean Jill told you so herself?

That’s right. I got it straight from the horse’s mouth

Cat Got Your Tongue

(Can’t talk?)

Come om,connie! Tell us what you think about our little ride down the rapids yesterday.

Well,uh…

Wasn’t it exciting?

I,uh…

What’s the matter? Cat got your tongue?

If you must know, I’m keeping quiet because I was scared out of my wits!

Smell a Rat

(Feel that something is wrong)

How come the front door is open? Didn’t you close it before we went shopping?

I’m sure I did. I can’t understand it.

Frankly,I smell a rat.

Me,too. I’m convinced that something is definitely wrong here.

We’d better call the police