-
IRS
سهشنبه 14 اردیبهشتماه سال 1389 10:03
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS...
-
ارش عشق ناب
پنجشنبه 9 اردیبهشتماه سال 1389 23:03
This was just meant to be You are coming back to me ‘cause, this is pure love ‘cause, this is pure love Mikham to vaghty khaby Kenareh to beshinam Ageh yeh vaght khabam bord Baz khabeh toro bebinam Atreh nafashayeh to Beh tanam bepicheh Kash bedoony Keh zendegy bito hicheh This was just meant to be You are coming back...
-
[ بدون عنوان ]
پنجشنبه 9 اردیبهشتماه سال 1389 09:46
-
to realize
سهشنبه 11 اسفندماه سال 1388 09:51
To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born. To realize The value of one month: Ask a...
-
Usefull tips
سهشنبه 7 مهرماه سال 1388 00:22
At work today,my boss told me that I must stop to sleep. (incorrect) At work today, my boss told me that I must stop sleeping. ( correct ) reason : If you stop to sleep, it means that you stop what you are doing in order to sleep. Example: when I was walking home, I stopped to buy a news paper Maybe repetitive but I...
-
Answer ...
دوشنبه 6 مهرماه سال 1388 19:20
Answer the call of nature Teddy was on a walk in the forest when suddenly -- and without warning -- he had to answer the call of nature . "I really must obey the call of nature." he whispered. Fortunately for Teddy, there was a WC nearby for to answer/obey the call of nature is to go to the bathroom. Brush...
-
PlEaSe ReAd CCCaaaRRRfffUUUlllYYY
یکشنبه 5 مهرماه سال 1388 10:10
To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born. To realize The value of one month: Ask a...
-
read carefully
جمعه 3 مهرماه سال 1388 05:02
Definition: Loss of courage; fear. Example: 1) Lisa wanted to jump off the high diving board, but she got cold feet once she got up there. 2) The investors got cold feet and called the deal off. Etymology: If your 'feet' are 'cold', you can't walk or move forward very well - you are frozen in one place.
-
[ بدون عنوان ]
سهشنبه 31 شهریورماه سال 1388 12:17
-
TNX
دوشنبه 30 شهریورماه سال 1388 14:54
Thank you for being a part of my life متشکرم که پارهای از زندگی من شده ای People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. آدمها برای یک مقصود، یک دوره خاص یا برای همیشه پا به زندگی شما می گذارند . When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person.. When someone is in your life...
-
The names of Month
یکشنبه 29 شهریورماه سال 1388 23:31
The names we use for each of the 12 months of the year have come down to us from the days of the ancient Romans. In early Roman times, March was the first month of the year, and February was the last. January didn't become the first month of the year until 153 B.C. March was named after Mars, the Roman god of war....
-
Toefl words 5
چهارشنبه 25 شهریورماه سال 1388 13:17
E earn : gain, acquire, win, obtain, secure , procure earnest : sincere, ardent, eager easy : facile , light ebb : subside, abate, recede, retire economical : saving, thrifty , frugal edge : border, margin, boundary, verge, brink effect : result , consequence, outcome, accomplish, achieve effective : efficacious,...
-
justice
شنبه 21 شهریورماه سال 1388 15:40
Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. Woman discovered hunting, invented furs. Man discovered colors, invented painting. Woman discovered painting, invented make-up. Man discovered speech, invented conversation. Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip. Man discovered agriculture, invented food. Woman...
-
TIP
شنبه 21 شهریورماه سال 1388 15:39
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you.. The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice
-
TIP
شنبه 21 شهریورماه سال 1388 15:25
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents
-
TIP
شنبه 21 شهریورماه سال 1388 15:25
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents
-
TIP
شنبه 21 شهریورماه سال 1388 15:18
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are. Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
-
TIP
شنبه 21 شهریورماه سال 1388 15:17
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you
-
TIP
شنبه 21 شهریورماه سال 1388 15:17
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new o ne everyday.
-
TIP
شنبه 21 شهریورماه سال 1388 15:11
Husband: Do you know the meaning of W I F E? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime! Wife: No darling, it means,With Idiot For Ever
-
TIP
پنجشنبه 19 شهریورماه سال 1388 23:24
Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
-
TIP
پنجشنبه 19 شهریورماه سال 1388 23:23
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents
-
TIP
پنجشنبه 19 شهریورماه سال 1388 23:22
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are. Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me
-
TIP
پنجشنبه 19 شهریورماه سال 1388 23:20
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you
-
Toefl words 4
پنجشنبه 19 شهریورماه سال 1388 23:14
damage : injury, harm, hurt , impairment damp : moist, humid, wet danger : hazard, risk, peril , jeopardy dare : venture, risk, challenge, defy daring : courageous , bold, brave, audacious, dauntless, valiant, gallant dash : rush, dart , bolt dawn : daybreak dead : deceased, extinct , inanimate deadly : fatal, lethal,...
-
Toefl words 3
چهارشنبه 18 شهریورماه سال 1388 23:01
calamity : tragedy, disaster, catastrophe , cataclysm calculate : count, figure, reckon, compute cancel : annul , revoke candid : frank, open, outspoken capacious : spacious , roomy capacity : 1. magnitude, dimensions 2 . ability capital : principal, chief, prime, primary, major , leading captivate : charm, enthrall,...
-
Rest on one's laurels
چهارشنبه 18 شهریورماه سال 1388 16:58
The ancient Greeks awarded crowns of laurel leaves to the winners of games and competitions as a symbol of achievement. From that, those who are satisfied with past honors and do nothing to improve upon their successes are said to rest on their laurels. "Several years ago Haliburt won a trophy for excellence, but...
-
On a high horse
چهارشنبه 18 شهریورماه سال 1388 16:52
Someone on a high horse can be difficult to deal with. "There's an explanation for that," Hallaway said, " because someone on a high horse is haughty and proud -- and he may think he's better than anyone around him." Hallaway should know : he's been on his high horse ever since he got promoted....
-
Live in a vacuum
چهارشنبه 18 شهریورماه سال 1388 16:48
Timothy and Tina have moved to a new home. "It's so far from our family and friends that we feel isolated!" Tina said sadly. "We are so remote from everything that someone even accused me of living in a vacuum!" Timothy added. When people are said to live in a vacuum they are unaffected, unaware or...
-
Get the hang of something
چهارشنبه 18 شهریورماه سال 1388 16:46
When Teddy trained for the circus, it took him no time at all to get the hang of being a trapeze artist. "Everything depends on getting the timing right," he explain. Meanwhile his partner has been having trouble getting the hang of working with him. "It's hard to swing and chew gum at the same...