Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.*********
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.*********
Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?*********
Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!*********